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Episode 061 – The Bouncing Bus

Clark and Paul talk about the twenty jobs that will be lost in the next ten years, a strange vehicle ...

Episode 060 – Behind Home Plate Lady

Clark and Paul talk about super fans, nicknames.  Clark is concerned about his memory. Home Plate LadyInternational Podcast DayDrakeIn the ...

Episode 059 – The Wasps and the Bees

Clark and Paul talk about the future of car buying, speeding fines that are adjusted based on income and kids ...

Episode 058 – It’s All About Small Talk

Paul and Clark discuss vaccine passports, making small talk in work and personal circumstances and some strange news. Dale CarnegieStrange ...

Episode 057 – It’s Ok to be Bored

Paul and Clark discuss what it would be like to marry a famous person, have we really spent less during ...

Episode 056 – State of Corn Teen

Clark is joined by Justin and Sileem from Tokyo as they discuss an Tokyo Olympics update, results of their Positive ...

Episode 055 – May I Marry Your Daughter?

Recorded outdoors in Paul's backyard, Clark and Paul discuss the tradition of asking for hand in marriage, talking to the ...

Episode 054 – Empire Day

Mike joins Clark in the first outdoor episode from Clark's backyard.  Banana Bread is Served. Which of the five senses ...

Episode 053 – Go Fund Us

Paul encounters an interesting memorial; they discuss bizarre Go Fund Me pages and Clark drills Paul on his real childhood ...

Episode 052- Coded Bias

WTAT Movie Club is back!  Clark is joined by Sileem and Justin to discuss COVID 19 in Tokyo, Sileem's dream ...

Episode 051 – Who f n Cares?

Paul and Clark talk about overused expressions, useless celebrity news, 30 Day challenges.Labatt's 50Labatt's BlueFat, Sick and Nearly DeadTim Ferriss ...

Episode 050 – 5-0 F-I-F-T-Y

Paul and Clark celebrate Episode 50!  Neighbour updates, childhood dreams and some strange news.Tom CheekProctor TrackEd Hardy ClothingPeter JenningsJerry HowarthDon ...

Episode 049 – Batman and Proud of It

Paul, Clark and Mike talk about Overzealous sports parents, childhood idols. Mike meets Batman. Tony FernandezRoberto AlomarPat BordersStephen KingIt - ...

Episode 048 – Never Laugh at a Facebook Moderator

Paul and Clark talk about Neighbourhood Facebook Pages, abandoned shopping carts and  what does the state of your home or ...

Episode 047 – WTAT Movie Club Presents: The Pharmacist

Introducing WTAT Movie Club! Clark is joined by Justin and Sileem who give their reaction to Netflix's documentary, The Pharmacist ...

Episode 046 – Now That You’re My Neighbour

Clark and Paul discuss an update on Adamson BBQ, another request from the neighbour comes in. Adamson BBQ Update StoryEpisode ...

Episode 045 – Won’t You Be My Neighbour?

Paul and Clark talk about a request from his neighbour and do we have a right to an inheritance? Pace ...

Episode 044 – Pokemon No!

Paul and Clark talk about a crazy fine against a couple for violating COVID restrictions, fatherhood now vs then and ...

Episode 043 – You Kind of, Sort of Smell

Paul and Clark sort of talk about a vaccine rollout in Canada which kind of includes federal inmates and a ...

Episode 042 – I’m a Japanese Prison Mascot, What do you do?

Sileem and Justin join Clark to talk about gender marketing for kids and how Japanese prisons attempt to lighten the ...

Episode 041 – Crushes and Flushes

Teresa is back after a short hiatus and Ed returns.  Ed reveals a secret crush and they discuss embarrassing moments ...

Episode 040 – Thank Goodness for Chef Boyardee

Clark is joined by Paul, Mike and Ed in the first four-person episode to discuss top Google Searches in 2020 ...

Episode 039 – You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!

Just in time for Christmas, Paul and Clark talk about Christmas movies, drunken uncles and other scandals that seem to ...

Episode 038 – Clark’s New Job and a Toronto Restaurant Brazenly Defies Covid Restrictions

Mike returns to join Paul and Clark to discuss a Toronto restaurant owner who refuses to close amid Covid restrictions, ...

Episode 037 – The Book of Thunks Revisited and Keeping Your Money Clean in Korea

Justin and Sileem join Clark from Tokyo to discuss being taller, how to keep your kids out of jail and ...

Episode 036 – Minks and Wolves and Bears, Oh My!

Paul and Clark talk about something rotten in the state of Denmark, grandparents and an interesting way to fend off ...

Episode 035 – The Great Pumpkin Maker

Justin joins Clark from Tokyo to discuss the the positives of COVID 19, drugs in Japan and the Halloween capital ...

Episode 034 – Needles in the Park

Paul and Clark tackle yet another difficult social issue around safe injection sites as well as the choices some people ...

Episode 033 – U-Haul Lesbians

Teresa and Clark talk about the no complaint challenge, Teresa's dating update and how many friends does one need.... and ...

Episode 032 – 13th

Clark and Paul talk about 13th, the 2016 documentary directed by Ava DuVernay. A timely topic given the recent events ...

Episode 031 – The Sunday Blues and the “No complaint challenge”

Teresa and Clark talk about the Sunday Blues, their "no complaint challenge." Sunday BluesJoe RoganMasterclassRobin RobertsKen BurnsChris VossCharlotte Tilbury Unisex ...

Episode 030 – Clark goes to Hiroshima and Modified Rules for Hot Dog Eating Contest

Clark has just returned from Hiroshima and rules are modified for Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest due to COVID-19. Hiroshima ...

Episode 029 – Why We sleep and the 2.0 project

Clark and Teresa talk about the strange phenomenon called sleep and introduce their 2.0 Projects. Book - Why We Sleep ...

Episode 028 – Are a-holes born or made and the celebrity dead or alive quiz

Are assholes born or made? Clark quizzes Paul on which celebrities are alive or dead. Seven Habits BookSigno Signo DX ...

Episode 027 -Straight talk about being LGBTQ+ and Monkees Attack Again!

Teresa joins Clark after having last appeared in Episode 011.  One year later they reunite to talk about LGBTQ+ in ...

Episode 026 – Why are salaries a taboo topic, 2019 top google searches and rub that broom on me please

Clark and Paul discuss why are we so guarded about how much money we make, review of the top searches ...

Episode 025 – What’s in a name and what do we do about those darn statues?

Mike joins Paul and Clark in a heated discussion (pre George Floyd incident) about the controversy surrounding certain statues. Scarborough ...

Episode 024 – The Great Hack

Paul and Clark review Netflix documentary- "The Great Hack" plus other topics are discussed. Subway 5 Dollar FootlongsJared the Subway ...

Episode 023 – Hosting Parties in Your 40’s, What Happens to Your Donated Clothing?

Paul and Clark talk about the impressions you make by the quality of parties you host. Charity Clothing Bins: What ...

Episode 022 – Liquor Stores are Essential Services, Mastermind Groups and Japanese Love Hotels

Paul and Clark talk about why liquor stores are deemed an essential service amid lockdown. Also, Japanse love hotels are ...

Episode 021 – Trivia Nuts, Smart Toilets and Unkempt Zoom users

Paul is back for a second time to co host. ToastmastersNTN TrivaMoonwalking with Einstein bookSlum Dog MillionaireAnimals in the streets ...

Episode 20 – When Moms Defend Their Sons

Paul guest hosts with Clark today and talks about why he's a fan of the podcast. Wild leopard wanders into ...

Episode 019 – Beach Blanket Babylon, Childhood Fears and Bed Bugs

This episode we have guest host Edward, who is filling in for Simon, to discuss various topics.  Beach Blanket Babylon ...

Episode 018 – Roy Halliday inducted into the Hall of Fame and Silly Marketing Campaigns

This episode we talk about one of our favourite Blue Jays and about silly marketing campaigns and what value do ...

Episode 017 – Simon is Cranky, Easter Island, Legalized Marijuana and Text Neck?

This week Simon is super cranky and Clark's screws up the audio recording on his side. Sorry about that folks! ...

Episode 016 – Simon gets the shock of his life and Netflix is under attack

Viewer Discretion is advised, there is definitely sensitive material in this one. This is our most serious episode ever and ...

Episode 015 – Everybody’s Busy, Childhood Fears and Bizarre Rules for Health Clubs

First, to our listeners we apologize for such a long absence. With summer travel we decided to take the month ...

Episode 014 – Simon’s procedure and what makes people cool?

We tackle men's health yet again, but this time Simon goes in for a "procedure." ...

Episode 013 – How to Fake a Vacation

Simon and Clark talk about the 10 most disappointing European tourist attractions and how to fake a vacation. Fiverr History ...

Episode 012 – Simon Gets a New Job and Open Office Plans Suck!

Simon shares his first few days at his new job.  Open and "agile" offices are slammed because the evidence says ...

Episode 011 – Who let the dogs out?

Simon and Clark welcome special guest Teresa who is visiting Japan all the way from Germany. Teresa chimes in on ...

Episode 010 – Clark goes to Frankfurt, stupid things people do on social media, and the jig is up

Clark goes to Frankfurt, we discuss some of the stupid things captured or purposely put on social media, the tipping ...

Episode 009 – Email Bloody Email, Most Annoying Misused Phrases and Get off My LAN!

This episode, Simon and Clark talk about how much they hate email, common misused phrases, the weirdest things seen in another ...

Episode 008 – Is windchill real, those pesky inner voices in our head and a bucket of mac n cheese please

Simon and Clark discover that wind chill is controversial, Simon gets a performance review at work and Costco has a ...

Episode 007 – Was the moon landing a conspiracy and the dirtiest item in your house

Simon and Clark talk about the Moon landing conspiracy and other topics. Voodoo Histories Book (the book where Clark first read ...

Episode 006 – When kids should get a smart phone and killing with kindness

This episode, Simon and Clark talk about what this the right age for kids to get a smart phone, and ...

Episode 005 – Monkeys Attack!

Simon and Clark tackle the Book of Thunks again and cover a variety of topics. Drakkar NoirEmo ManCaptain's HatsStealing Bowling ...

Episode 004 – Clark’s “Procedure”

Part of the reason Simon and Clark gather to talk each week is about breaking down some of the fears ...

Episode 003 – Things men over 50 should not own and Emotional Support Animals

The Book of Thunks, by Ian GilbertCustomer Service by BotThings Men over 50 Should not OwnWeird News ...

Episode 002 – Where do you pee in Paris when you really gotta go?

Simon and Clark ponder some some thoughts on life and death.Paris installs outdoor urinals in tourist hotspots sparking outrage from ...

Episode 001 – Pilot Episode

Introduction - Who are Simon and Clark? What makes people choose a sports team to follow?Does the car you drive ...